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Channeling Joan Rivers

just as dot , dot matrix the c3po spoof of spaceballs spoofing starwars as voiced by joan rivers was through the deserts of whereever they were each after something needful in this case Joan wanted OILΒ  so i too need a bit of the motivation to move it.Β  so, while i attend to that.Β  parody snippit.

I was thinking of a tagline of a friend’s and… here’s how the first paragraph went

(So come on fatso and just bust a move -Young MC, if you can’t sort out which song this is gunning)

Bust a Grape

stifle the wail – yes, close that yap.
we don’t always pull the rabbit from the hat
which hand’s the wishes and which the crap?
oo! here’s a thought, DO something ’bout that!
Squatting Thoreau still wrote books
Trump went bankrupt now..well just look
castles in the sky need foundations, right?
dream it done as you visualize
it’s not dough but confidence, bro
hate that ism, yes I hate it so!
it’s about time and you give a bleep
that doesn’t erase your years asleep
but what of grief – let that water sheet
feel, but forgive – so you’ve your two feet
Positive Please! for Deities’ SAKE
don’t you whine, Sucker – don’t bust a grape

(not feeling inspirational heh hence the point as *I* heard it of the song was step to it! I’m like, SHUT UP!)

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Everything and Nothing interests me. I cook read, write and even have to clean. I SHOULD NOTE: I'm 40 something.

4 responses to “Channeling Joan Rivers

  1. da-AL

    fun! love Joan Rivers πŸ™‚

  2. Joan would get a laugh from this! πŸ˜› Yes, even from the great beyond. πŸ™‚
    It was fun to read aloud, and then I laughed out loud!
    HUGS!!! πŸ™‚
    PS…I blog-g-ed about a funny airport happening! πŸ˜€

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