There is something seedy *cd in making up microwave bacon. It’s easily crispable and also burnable just like in the pan but only faster….yet once you make a batch you tend not to change the magic button pushings of the recipe that works. I am restricted from consuming beef and or pork products not because I became Religious twice…but because if i wish to limit impending troubles further exacerbated I get to make a choice of listen or don’t listen to my given advice. I have thus nuked my turkey bacon as I’m lazy and didn’t thus fry it. I got to eat it swiftly and I’m happy.
Godshall’s turkey bacon is not the mechanically separated turkey or a mst….must. it’s real bits of turkey. this is on par with saint dalfore’s brand tea telling me they screen their tea leaves from powder to fannings meaning their tea is superior to tea dust. I like saint dalfore tea as i also tend to like Godshall’s turkey bacon- which is almost more of a ham to me than a bacon.
Is one product truly superior?
The advantage of turkey bacon which to me is this as it’s cooked, it can be fully cooked and yet til it cools it wont harden “crisp” very well. this means similar cook times products can be bacon wrapped easier and thus this is a more fun product to me. do YOU care? I honestly don’t know. I have an hour to kill without smoking cigarettes all hour or eating all hour so it’s sit in front of a blinking cursor time for me and blather about bacon. there are worse religions to be booted from, the religion of bacon in favor of bacon substitutes… and make no mistake, turkey bacons are a substitute and i wouldn’t eat them if they hadn’t their own merit. they aren’t the same. I just get a kick out of it though. I can sorta still enjoy living and yet honor some restrictions so as to honor me. I should paint in my mind the day the doctor said i’d died as there’d be no more bacon or Krystal’s burgers as I was to eliminate beef and pork… I’d been ex communicated from the church of tastes good. Beef and pork are NOT my friends.
So there you go bacon… in this case fake bacon. But what’s this cd stuff and countdowns? Oh, just a chance to introduce something else somewhat seedy too.