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Aren’t I just Witty.

upon the the Chim chiminey song of Walt Disney’s Mary Poppins but it doesn’t need it, but supposedly lowly scholars turds smart tossing them us their gems of witticism…pot… kettle?  BLACK.  and yes, I’m happy too :D.

bleep simile
bleep simile
bleep bleep, burp too
words might be witty
or befuddle one too.

bold metaphor
bold metaphor
this is that therefor.
slyly chastise us for not seeing it
there! by your nose
which as everyone knows
hides to us what to you glows.

see spot. see spot sit
there on the rug
ennui’s chord is rung
which meaning was flung?

through dictionaries
or thesauruses I amble
and upon pages utter
golden odes or mindless rambles?

bleep simile
bleep simile
bleep bleep, burp too
words might be witty
or befuddle one too.

bold metaphor
bold metaphor
this is that therefor.
slyly chastise us for not seeing it
there! by your nose
which as everyone knows
hides to us what to you glows.

bleep simile
bleep simile
bleep bleep, burp too
words might be witty
or befuddle one too.

bold metaphor
bold metaphor
this is that therefor.
slyly chastise us for not seeing it
there! by your nose
which as everyone knows
hides to us what to you glows.

quick limerick
quick limerick
lazy plodding haiku
what golden threads woven
a rag only to pick up poo

everywhere a poet
flogging us with what/s witty
or word-diarrhea spewed
my words for YOU!
bleep simile
boiled dry metaphor
bon mots poo-pooed.

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About Starman Jones

Everything and Nothing interests me. I cook read, write and even have to clean. I SHOULD NOTE: I'm 40 something.

2 responses to “Aren’t I just Witty.

  1. Great write!
    and you ARE witty!
    HUGS for you Sir Wittyness! 😀

    • 🙂 the next hot story puppy is a magpie went peckin for the crumbs left and…looks… toddle zpppp, after that…flutters to the ledge still ages past their reach and then that look of bawah? you flew away? – thanks of course for the word.. it was rather therapeutic to write that that moment.. just – for-fun so to speak.. just like oi, I do need an edit as I posted a late night on the dog returns? oi I had trouble seeing at the time obviously and it shows! hard to read! poor you lot who’ve not my thoughts behind it.

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