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PoSH before she pushes…. 15 breakfasty?

 

  • A poem which uses two similar sounding words with different meanings.

yes, I’ll be up a good portion of tonight because house puppy dog is about to push out another round of puppy dogs…of course potentially disasterously early at here our apartment not in a prepped space ELSEWHERE.  cross your fingers because if she times it now or on the way up to the hills TIME! the carpet of my room or sis car is ruined.

yes I care about more than the objects…

hair, from early french, Hate.  hair as in something one’s head is for…to park hair….some people that is.

stash/ stash the brand of tea stash a small hidden treasure or collection of the good stuff… however but both mean the same so stash and ‘stache as in mustasche.  cheap cheating but 😉

catching on that I’m pulling at straws yet? – well, I am but I literally have nothing better to do – it’s raining, the coffee’s cold now as it’s been off for hours, I’m half crocked on coffee semi nausious anyways, I can sleep but I’m best useful staying up so I get the pup watch over with- I bring along a phone for an alarm if I get lucky to have this experience in the hills versus it destroying my home and or all hope of profiting from this experience in any way….in other words, I admit to selfishness in the extreme testing one one oen, me me me attention lady cats!… red dwarf quote time.

what’s black white and RED/READ all over…an old nazi flag or a newspaper?

if sampeeps of old xanga was feeling her ears burn, Ken or Ken – one a person, one a family.

yep, still pulling at straws.

 

wind, wind… air outside moving, expulsion of digestive  air – usually smelly.

beered, beard – shh, don’t think this means I know how to spell!   improper past-tense of consumption  or marination in alcoholic beverage or male facial option….for rustic charm

you know i have to suck because of this straw pulliln…. eek

 

week/weak – week is a period of time not long enough to be grounded for for most offenses as one should learn 2 weeks is the real punishment…a wait for a paycheck if one wanted more money after drinking up the rent… dang me, dang me, they aught to take a rope and hang me, hang me from the highest treee!  woman would you weep for me? – roger miller.   weak, lesser attraction or ability to exert force.

how irritating to be trying to spell at oh god thirty.

list, list – a collection of things on paper, a d or, a ship leaninf towards sinking.

whack, whack… hit something or how undesirable in more recent slang.

boca, boca – boca is a brand of vegetarian cuisines  or the Spanish for Mouth  I was trying for the accurate version of Navajo having a word similar to the English Chicken which to them means SHIT … http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?word=shit#.Vwtf0HDY2bl  so far FAIL 😉  but keeping the MUT thieme alive  😀  I know what early am writing is for quality…

I’m still stumped by the way. or at least thuroughly uninspired, half sick on coffee and crabby about portents andsuch not.

mill and MIL – mill is a place where grain or metals are turned into different products – mil can be lang for Miki or thousandths… or Mother In Law/ MIL

 

I’m going to  smoke… which can mean positive things like calming bees down to swipe yummy honey or make yummy meats- or flush something out of hiding or the bad habit of tobacco or other herbacious commodity consumption….hopefully herbacious…eek.

still largely a negative excepting  to punks enamored of dope thinking it’s cool because you hate it and it’s not particularly harmful in it of itself.

baltic…ball tick  bad..

fired fired cooked or let go from employment… also wretched

junk / junqu – trash or Chinese for old time ship but also too connotive of trash anyways as we’re JERKS about Chinese quality.

louse / Laos – same thing about connotations – louse is a buggy vemen parasite, Laos is a Asian Country… but connotations negative remain.

atomic – atomic  two meanings here of same word which are also the same for HOT -meaning tempurature heat or spiciness in the latter or the former’s small /and or powerful or powerful skewwed to mean spicy….ugh

 

space and space – space as in confused…spacey…empty – or space as in between celestial objects. but the problem here is they are similes  or metaphoric upon the meaning of eachother….and often are not used as the same word  spacey or space.

pan and pan – encompassing – or – cooking utensil or no thanks… but not so easily understood as the idiom is rather dated..

date – fruit or time point.

they’re their and there – a favorite of spell-nazis for those of us whom take zilch time to communicate correctly when this mistake awaiting the imprecise can change meanings immensely and is impossible for most spell checkers to irradicate the error… there- place, their possecive – they’re contracted they are.

 

oh god o’clock whee and no resolution for this prompt so far for me.

ass/ ass – bottom in vulgarese or biblical donkey

but and butt – interjection or bottom – but most miss this gem of spelling haha.

holla’ and challah – both pronounce the same but one is a greeting or request for said – the other is jewish holiday bread.

 

padre padre…another ripoff of language- one being a baseball team the padres and the other spanish for father or a priest.

bored/board and the other meaning too – bored as in disenchanted/uninterested or board  or a length of wood/covering or the borred to have dug into something.

boarder/ border – lodger or line between things.

 

line / line – line is a length of something or a division between things or  slang for portion of conversation meant to charm.

 

I’m about to title this as notes and be done with it all but it’s only 3 a.m. and if it were 6, I woouldn’t mind but as it is not still considering being on the puppy watch case.

japan – country, japan to paint tin so it appears as laquered, more desired product japan meaning chinse cheap at the time.

sole, soul – only/fish or bottom of shoe – religious facet of human beings vs. animals left distinct from the body and everlasting so as to be rewardable or punishable for all time after seperation from bodily existance…. or a type of music / often used to say some thing should have “meaning” versus being catchy/trite.

 

pancake -pancake breakfast item or a layering on heavily of something or a flattening of something.

it’s time for pancakes

ladies! to the makeup bags

breakfast of champions.

 

there I finally managed something.. whoopdiwoo.

 

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About starmanjones

Everything and Nothing interests me. I cook read, write and even have to clean. I SHOULD NOTE: I'm 40 something.

6 responses to “PoSH before she pushes…. 15 breakfasty?

  1. GREAT poem! Made me laugh! 😛
    This post is fun! Words are fun! 😀 I wonder if English is the hardest language to learn because of all the similar words, or exact-spelled words, that mean different things. ???
    Have the puppies arrived yet?!
    HUGS!!! 🙂

    • IN REAL TERMS SOON TO BE PUPPY MOMMA HAS WENT FROM A HOT HEAD TO AN ICICLE- I WAS TOLD BY HER OWNER MOMMA/SIS OF MINE ONE OF THE CLASSIC SIGNS SHE’S SHOWN – BUT AS YOUR OTHER COMMENT ON PICKLES AND ice. scream! WENT. SUCH ISN’T THE EXACT ONE ACCORDING TO MY HOSTESS’S VET WHICH HAS A “DANE PROBLEM” OH YEAH PLEASE LET ME HELPS YOU KEEP THAT ONE UP! HEHEHEHEHEHHH :d

  2. aw, push it. push it real good.

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