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PoSH 13 only the old wine, oh god, you like Kraft?

write a poem with a cold blooded animal –

gee, how many times has anything BAD been labeled as cold-blooded or something slithery, disgusting?    i don’t feel like mocking paula abdul but someone else so 😀 to the project of saying something nice of our externalthermed fellow critters…

first, fish.  cold blooded  most of the time save for a noaa fishery where one isnt or something… anyways ectothermic or poikilothermic are the terms i saw.  does anyone suspect fishiness yet?

http://www.china.org.cn/english/imperial/26121.htm

if you couldn’t guess that I was thinking but rejecting for a moment rewriting foreigner’s hot blooded to be a love of fish song 😛 you really don’t get my popcorn associations and how logically…well to me,, a little thought to the value of vegetarianism before i mock it is in order, i only know a vague reference to someone wanting meat and asking how could they thrive on a vegetable diet to which they were refered to the ox…chinese story thus and his vegetable bones…and obvious robustness being far weightier than one human and more powerful.  I know obviously you all might not associate like me – but i don’t think in standard logical processions but like ME… that’s the fun of this

but the early edicts of Buddhism weren’t entirely vegetarian- but the wisdom or trying for wisdom set forth that desire are to be pushed out the mind but social attitudes of the world are not to be shunned- not the pleasure seeking but outcome… a boy is a legacy and many children in general  a blessing and or sign of strengths- not the lusty wow I have a harem of thousands foolishness- but the staure of many children.  however to get them can be a pleasure heh so in the last link you see one whom begot kids and forbade meat and by example set began a tradition i know  all  stereotyped buddhists by, vegetarianism an d remember i don’t hate buddhists, but before i go bashing veggie heads, I might wasn’t to be careful to make it fun as I will undoubtably get after the good people too.

anyways, a poem with a cold-blooded animal

shell out the goldmine – and stop eating kraft.

buy thee the old wine – none of the CRAP

oh i’ll never get the right spin here but here it is anyways… to the tune of she got the goldmine, i got the shaft; jerry reed ’82 as a parody of those of us who haven’t manged the next romance in this new age.

 

Well, I guess it’ll be 2028

when I’m willin to live on other’s cookin completely

So i might gain a date and thus some kind of life

so long as I never mention the budget’s tight

her life can be bright even if bank means panic fright

but out again we go tonight

 

I know you’re saying gal’s ain’t all this sad

only after all the gold digging to be had

only waiting for the ink to dry on their rights oh lord.

it never takes long to spot the lust’s connived

and that cold blooded expression asks if your’re surprised

that i matter less than what color quiche goes with her new porch

every disgreement is my head on the block

compromise means only her way, Sherlock

and try is a lie of that I’ve this hunch

but i’d be that white knight and always be there!

her expression says you’lre making me lose my lunch.

 

buy only the old wine -repeat..

oh god he likes the KRAFT

she warms only to the radiantwallet

otherwise you drop like a brick in asack

don’t cry your mascara runny

he’d not part with with his stack

here’s the old wine, but the budget says Kraft.

 

Now most are screaming love exists still yet!

not just sit-com or something more cliche yet

yes, true love as if written in the stars

whee!

all the experiences some dreamy some balogney

afternoon coffee and a torte?

it wont take a line to get me high under the duvet

but I find ony frustration and hear only gimme a break!

I keep hoping  andtake the outside bets

and she’s the queen of the scene

and I smell like rancid spleen

wondering why we can’t make this at home.

 

buy only the old wine -repeat..

oh god he likes the KRAFT

she warms only to the radiantwallet

otherwise you drop like a brick in asack

don’t cry your mascara runny

he’d not part with with his stack

here’s the old wine, but the budget says Kraft.

–instrumental break–

buy only the old wine -repeat..

oh god he likes the KRAFT

she warms only to the radiantwallet

otherwise you drop like a brick in asack

don’t cry your mascara runny

it’s expensive , you dummy!

buy me a good time and maybe you’ll get some lap.

 

hey hey sweetie, I can afford more than Kraft

come sail away with me and be lonely no no more

bahahahahahaha

you so so love ME, Right?

but a free benjamin it not me but the green

keep it up and your name is sludge

it’s cowardly and no one ‘ll ever be invested

so sayeth the yenta honeys

hunh?

confidence on the court

all it ever is is confidence on the court.

 

By Starman Jones

Everything and Nothing interests me. I cook read, write and even have to clean. I SHOULD NOTE: I'm 40 something.

2 replies on “PoSH 13 only the old wine, oh god, you like Kraft?”

I never looked up the lyricist of the tune she sang… if she was saying such… well, it does take one to know one as that hardy ar har har phrase goes 😀 – momma dog woke me not for puppies but with a significant change in temperature …cold… from warm to go graze her food…pickles and ICE. SCREAM! – but peckish and cold don’t mark – honey, it is time. 😛

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