Oh, my, God. Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like out there
I mean gross, look
She’s just so, black

oh my LORD, Tommy, there went the doughnut hut

lets call him tiny, what you think?

do you think he ate his girlfriend?

the latest talk show to avoid explains those guys

we only eat it. ’cause it’s good.

wooooo hooo! some ghetto gourmet!

we’ll all be tinys wait and see.

waddlin’ up for another round after round

YUCK but it’s soo yum

slopped on white buns.

as you can see I sit herethinking how to rerwite the hits to be something more in keeping with food as sex.  I may return here to the delicious rewrite of things that go on or …:D .. in buns later.

I’m rather sure the opening line is

I like white bread and I’ll soon be double wide.

but the inspiration of wimpy coffee is fading.

By Starman Jones

Everything and Nothing interests me. I cook read, write and even have to clean. I SHOULD NOTE: I'm 40 something.

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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung

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I like white bread so I’ll be double-wide
soon earthquake jokes as I walk by
but when that bun hits your hot little plate
soon you’ll groan as you stuff your face
all eaten up all gone done.

Wanna pull up tough
’cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me ’cause you aint that average groupy

Read more: Sir Mixalot – I Like Big Butts Lyrics | MetroLyrics

meat, bread roll up
or a calzone ooey gooey stuffed
under serious sauce there’ll be no sharing
dont worry baby, facebook’ll will see ya
most’ll yum on ya fo’ sure.
Health care pros holler at me
but let me tell ya what
nothin lasts like dinner
showing pleasures through all the years
Who needs to see shoes at one of my ends.
just give it to me and make it extra sloppy.

I’ve seen them dancin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I’m tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

Read more: Sir Mixalot – I Like Big Butts Lyrics | MetroLyrics

tummy romancin’
girth ever expandin’
white bread,potato instead, enjoy your club med.

did ya read liar’s living
no or low carb baking??
ask mr middle-aged to smile at that
fry it, with an extra side of fat.

so fellas, *yeah felllas, *yeah
buffet waddle waltz one two three.
lets eat, cram it, shove it, inhale it, yum on that bun
white bread YUM.

😉 work work work 😀 I’ve nearly completed a real intake form for the social work side of papers. which is a plus. I’ve finished imput of all taken natations for my books meaning today I need only get the notes not taken in and them cleaned up and tallied. plus clean the popcorn machine. monday begins the month so with fortune I can have the opening imputs of the week or half the garunteed minimums in on work to usher out my 2nd complete year and directorship of a day lol. I’ve walked or bicycled 29 miles and such has helped slightly lower my blood pressure but of course someone has a bug about the house so sugar wasn’t saved but raised. I have a minimal chance I hope stil for a dae involving strawberries and of course a companion. I hope I execute all well excepting the companion lol….well I do tell back jokes… 😉 as to my weekend, it’s going well. 🙂 hope yourse is too accomplished hugs…you know, now detail left untouched.

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