Hey! Did you hear Apple corporation is coming out with a new device? iBelieve! it’s aimed at capturing the conservation religious market. This device is stu;ed tp be reminiscent of a electronic PEZ dispenser with a light of face of YOU0KNOW-WHO with voice recognition of key religious vocabulary to then light up and dispense a special koolaid flavored confectionary product.
Is it wrong to put elderberry jelly upon children’s breakfast toast?
Why is it B vitamins are for sanity…should they be called Be’s
is it wrong of me to get a marinara for preparing dinner for westerns’ movie night…the spaghetti western?
why is it the height of sheik to have devices and or people whom hang upon your very voice….. I thought we shunned shizophenria.
I have to be round0about ish to achieve the dream of a raise. so considering the country I live in’s tax incentive i get 400 hours at x one year same four hundred hours a 1/2 the next yearend here I am after all of that at no incentive left making the most I ever could …what a surprise i make less than ever… okay that’s more not very ironic than an actual pun.
adobe is a brick style of home construction so adobo or adobada is of course where it all falls apart in chili water??
I never ever wanted to try so hard when the best i can do is try the least?
why is it we love to say something easy is a breeze…yet still think it’s mostly a bad thing when things blow?
how come the attitude of not caring is prized above all else for success yet we still want and pick a mate who we’d toss if they didn’t care for us or grow that way quickly to care for us more than life itself?
and while we’re splitting hairs of paradox, why is it we want what we can’t have and hate it when dew do get so lucky to acquire it?